The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
A diamond necklace for free!

On the second day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!

On the third day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Six rope ties holding,
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Seven scarves a-stuffing,
Six rope ties holding,
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Eight rope bras tightening,
Seven scarves a-stuffing,
Six rope ties holding,
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Nine tape rolls tearing,
Eight rope bras tightening,
Seven scarves a-stuffing,
Six rope ties holding,
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Ten alarm bells ringing,
Nine tape rolls tearing,
Eight rope bras tightening,
Seven scarves a-stuffing,
Six rope ties holding,
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Eleven maidens squirming,
Ten alarm bells ringing,
Nine tape rolls tearing,
Eight rope bras tightening,
Seven scarves a-stuffing,
Six rope ties holding,
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!