Monday, 26 December 2016

And So That Was Christmas

My apologies to everyone - it was my intention to do this last Thursday, but - stuff happened.

Anyway, first things first - may i be the last to wish you a very Merry Christmas, and not the last to wish you a Happy New Year.

So what do i have?  First up, all month at my deviantArt page I've been posting flash fiction inspired by those Silent Night duct tape photos - and now you can read them all in one place.

And talking of my dA Page - I posted a story there earlier, and now here, called A Christmas Drink.  I then got a note saying what would it be like with less gagtalk - the answer is A Christmas Drink - Speechless.  You tell me which you prefer.

We have more Mother and Daughter Moments with a seasonal twist.

And even Rebecca has a Christmas tale with All Our Own Work.

And lastly this week, Charlotte gets a message from the grave in Trials and Tribulations.

Right - this will be the last update for 2016, while I take a break, so on behalf of myself and all the writers here, thank you for spending some time here with us, and I hope you enjoyed it.

We will be back, as always God Willing, on Friday 6th January, but until then, I remain,


Friday, 16 December 2016

Do you have an idol?

Patty Pickering does - as we discover when she gets a little Star Struck.

And Rebecca makes a new friend in a story called Puppet on A String.

Amanda Lu has more Sibling Bonding

And Francesca is about to discover the opportunities a new life brings in Trials and Tribulations.

Finally for this week, a case of Repeat Appointments.

We will be back, as always God Willing, next Thursday with the last update for 2016 - and if you want  a sneak preview, go to my DeviantArt page and look at Silent Night.  For now, however, I remain,


Saturday, 10 December 2016

Only two weeks?

Sheesh - which means I apologize even more for the late update.

First up - a seasonal tale of Jay Edwards and team as we view Jay's Christmas Cheer.

And one woman is about to experience a Holy Night.

Meanwhile...  The WABAC Machine has been to a familiar place, with the story of the St Monica's Young Mothers Group.

And after the events in Marseilles and Monaco, a change of scene and life are called for for Charlotte and her mother Francesca - but it will involve Trials and Tribulations.

And finally this week, Rebecca tells of the joys of Going Out.

More, as always God Willing, next week.  For now, I remain,


Friday, 2 December 2016


We all have our own dreams - for example, Charlotte Gordon often must have dreamt of the mother she never knew, but now she has met her, then the concept of what is Best Served Cold is tested.

As for young Sheila in the late seventies, then she has the matter of Sheila's Christmas Wish.

And the young lady undergoing the disciplinary action of The Firm dreams of it ending.

And as for the women caught up in Midwinter Modesty just want to know what is going on.

Finally this week, the story of how Rebecca discovered Straitjackets.

More, as always God willing, next week, but for now I remain,


Friday, 25 November 2016

A Shock to the System

is exactly what Charlotte Gordon is about to get in Best Served Cold - and I mean a big one.

Meanwhile, a Sunday afternoon is interrupted in Coming For the Ride

And a family get involved in Decoy

The Rebecca tales continue with a story of Handcuffs

And finally, Mordaca offers The Weird Encounter.

More next week, as always God willing, but for now I remain,


Friday, 18 November 2016

As I look back upon my life...

good things come to mind - just ask our first narrator as he remembers Five Nights with Helen.

Or John Jacobs as The Cat Sits Back.

Rebecca also has more childhood memories - this time of Crime and Punishment.

And from Amanda Lu,  more Sibling Bonding and the start of how The Firm applies disciplinary procedures.

Finally this week, more revenge is Best Served Cold.

More, as always God Willing next week, but for now I remain


Friday, 11 November 2016

There is a saying

that revenge is a dish Best Served Cold - and that is the title of the next Pussycat Gang story, as the Sisters of Maisha both honour the fallen, and launch a campaign to avenge the attack on Laura.

Meanwhile, Rebecca and her sister have a bad case of Babysitter Blues

And talking of youngsters, some more Mother and Daughter moments.

We also have another tale from Den Mother

And finally, an Examination.

More stories, as always God Willing, next week, but for now I remain,


Saturday, 5 November 2016

We all need time to reflect...

and enjoy life - just ask The Collector.

Or indeed, ask the latest person to host Adam and Eve for Farm Days.

We also wind up Sins of the Past, with the Battle of Bavaria Lodge, and a few surprises...

Mordaca would like to tell you of When 'The Games' Were Crashed.

And finally for this week, Rebecca continues her childhood memories with Escape Artistry lessons.

We will be back, as always God willing, next week, but until then I remain,


Friday, 28 October 2016

Happy Hallowe'en!!!

Well, that was fun - and I want to thank whoever did the survey that failed to tell the development company that cut through the server cables for not finding them.
But it is Hallowe'en on Monday, and while I personally prefer to say to all Happy Samhain for those who celebrate that, or Feliz día de los Muertos, the tradition is seasonal tales - and for that, I offer a story of Looking.

It's also good to see Jay Edwards, Mrs McPhee, and their associates enjoying the experience of the day in Jay at Hallowe'en
People also like to dress up at this time - which leads to The Costume Crime.
Another Den Mother tale as well, as Den Mother Ties Herself
We also have part 2 of Sins of the Past - if you follow these stories at my deviantArt account, I mentioned there was a part of the story we had to miss out there.  This has that missing part - to illustrate there are true horrors out there.  I apologize if it upsets anyone.

And to make up for it, a treat - I have been meaning for some time to start posting some stories I found on another site.  These are the childhood stories of a woman called Rebecca, and in this first tale she tells of The First Time Tied up.  Let me know what you think.

More, God (and major project contractors) willing next week, but for now, I remain,


Friday, 21 October 2016


Sorry folks - I'm one of those affected by the internet outage in NW London.  So no update at KP Presents until it is resolved.

Friday, 14 October 2016

To Quote Burns...

The best laid plans...

I'm on a tight timeline, so only two stories this week.. First, a little tale of On The Run.

And secondly, in The Sins Of The Past some long running issues with the Furstenheim family and the ladies are coming to the boil...

I will be back, as always God Willing, next week, but until then I remain,


Wednesday, 5 October 2016

Skip Week

I have a major work deadline this week, so with regret the next update will be on 14th October.

Saturday, 1 October 2016

A day late, but worth the wait

as we conclude What Katy Did Next.

We also welcome back the Family of Crime, who interrupt a Lazy Sunday Afternoon....

A mother and daughter intend to attend an Open Day - but then the Selfie Snatcher calls...

From the Archives, the tale of when Den Mother Goes Camping...

And finally, Cathy Harmer is invited with her mothers to celebrate the Jewish holiday of Purim.

More, as always God Willing, next week, but for now I remain,


Friday, 23 September 2016

Look through my window

at what is happening in the site today, and we start with a glimpse into the future - and a taste of what those who buy the collected An Education books get - with A New Associate

Meanwhile...  We've been hinting at a crisis chez Carter, and it hits in part 2 of What Katy Did Next.

Events are continuing in one town, with the Student House Blues.

The DiD channel has another edition of In Their Own Words.

And finally for this week - an Answered Prayer.

More, as always God Willing, next week, but for now I remain


Friday, 16 September 2016

And so we come together again

After the marriage of the year, life must go on - and some long running storylines start to come to the boil in part 1 of What Katy did Next.

And talking of long running stories - another Mother and Daughter Moments collection...

We kick the WABAC Machine into life with The Seventh Victim

Amanda Lu's photo story finally appear when The Race is Won

And Golavus pays tribute to a childhood hero in Lady Penelope and the Mine of Disaster.

More, as always God Willing, next week, but until then I remain,


Friday, 9 September 2016


is in the air, as you are invited to The Wedding, and then to The Reception afterwards.

We also have two more tales from One Town - first, a family get a very unexpected visitor on Mischief Night.

And then the owner of a new cafe is reminded of a call she made in The Coffee House.

Finally for this week, a special story based on, and allowed by, a photo of Chanta Rose, simply called Chants.

More, as always God Willing, next week,  but for now I remain,


Friday, 2 September 2016

Did you look on the site?

If you did, you would see I updated last night, but if not...

We complete the Countdown to the wedding of the year...

From the DenMother archives, the second visit of her mother.

And three tales kind of related.  First off, twin sisters and their family find themselves in The Doll House.

Then the Gentlemen Robbers say The More The Merrier

And finally, a family are sent to Another Country.

More, as always God Willing, next week including Amanda Lu's request, but for now I remain,


Friday, 19 August 2016

Catching up...

is what the Saints and Sinners want to do as the Countdown to the wedding continues.

Also, John Jacobs catches up with some previous people he visited as The Cat Faces His Past.

Bobby Holderness and Brian Holden offer to help a couple of boys send The Personal Invitation.

We also have the next part of Sibling Bonding.

And finally, a special request for a Twitter friend in The Seduction of Sinthia.

It has been pointed out to me I didn't do a review of June or July, so look for that tomorrow, but otherwise I am taking a short break, and we will be back - as always God Willing - on the 3rd of September.

Until then, I remain,


Friday, 12 August 2016

A question of trust

If an armed intruder or robber confronted you, would you trust them? 

Sometimes you have no choice, because there is someone else there - such as in the ladies telling their stories in Looking After Baby.

Sometimes it is because something about them makes them trust you - especially if their name is Jay Edwards, but sometimes even Jay Gets a Surprise.

Or it is because there is no choice, as we see in Four Rooms.

In the meantime, the Countdown to the events in Munich begins with a trip to Ireland.

And we have a new Mordaca story called The Heiress' (Not-so) Horrible Ordeal.

We'll be back, as always God willing, next week, but until then, I remain,


Saturday, 6 August 2016

So, which story do you want to see

inspired by this selection?

Picture 1

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Picture 4

Picture 5

Picture 6

You can register your preference at my DeviantArt page -

Friday, 5 August 2016

Okay, about last week

I really hope and pray we do not have another unscheduled skip week, given the last few, so let me state right noe we will skip a week on the 26th - and hopefully we will keep to schedule after that.

So, first the stories.  And we finish off Road Trip with Jeannie Brewster's Sweet Sixteenth.

We also have some more Mother and Daughter Moments.

Then Adam and Eve strike again for one Aunt's Weekend.

A little tale as well as a woman is Taken For A Ride.

Finally - first announcement.  A big shout out to L B - who sent me a file with the missing Den Mother stories!  So enjoy Den Mother and Her Mother.

Also, see the winner of the Picture Poll!

We will be back, as always God Willing next week, with Jay Edwards and Four Rooms.  Until then, I remain


Friday, 22 July 2016

Here's the thing...

When people share, or get together as things, fun things happen as well as sometimes the more scary situations.  We have both in the next part of Road Trip, as there is a race, and some unusual events in Ireland.

And we also have one man's tale of discovery as to where his skills lie, as he has some Mature Thoughts.

We also go back to the 80's for Tina's Trials.

We also have the fifth Den Mother Tale - which competes all these famous stories I managed to save.  If there are others, let me know.

Finally, Hediho wishes to demonstrate that Revenge is Such A Nasty Thing.

I will be back, as always God Willing, next week, but for now I remain,


Wednesday, 20 July 2016

Vote in the latest picture poll

Let's see if this works - first, the pictures

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Picture 4

Picture 5

Picture 6

Picture 7

Picture 8

Picture 9

Picture 10

Picture 11

Picture 12

Okay - viewed them?  Now, kindly go to and cast your vote.  You have until 12 pm on 3rd August to vote...

Thursday, 14 July 2016

Skip week

My apologies to all, but it's been a week of problems chez KP, so there will be no update this week,

Saturday, 9 July 2016

Damn Weather

Apologies for the delay this week - I had to deal with a family issue yesterday.

And speaking of families, let's wrap up the Festive season in Holderness in part 2 of Girls Night In.

Meanwhile, Ama and Nikki come to Dublin with Caroline and others gather in Sebring - included some unexpected guests in Road Trip.

We also have a generational thing in That was then, This is now.

And John Jacobs looks back to the time  of Rising Damp in The Bedsit Cat.

Finally, a slightly different tale of The Cougar House Rules.

Next week, as always God Willing, more stories, but for now I remain


Saturday, 2 July 2016

Time to celebrate

with a wedding and a few other things first, in the form of various forms of the Road Trip.

We also have Christmas - in July? - in Holderness with the  Girls Night In

Four young ladies set off on The Hen Party,

and the Gentlemen Robbers help to fulfill some Eastern Promise

Finally Amanda Lu offers a tale that has a Graduation on Hold.

Next week, as always God Willing, that story of John Jacobs.

Until then, I remain,


Friday, 24 June 2016

Wedding Bells

are ringing out as the Games Players tie the knot, and start their married life with The Honeymoon.

And while they tour New England and the area, in New York Market Forces are heading to a boiling point.

There's a new edition of In Their Own Words to enjoy, this time featuring a home invader with a very specific kink.

And for antoher view on a kink, you can enjoy Indian Nights.

Finally, we are proud to reproduce the tale of the Den Mother-In-Law.

Next week, as always God Willing - The Gentlemen Robbers and the Cat.

Until then, I remain,


Monday, 20 June 2016

May Memories

It occurs to me we have not reviewed the site traffic for May yet, so let’s have a look at the bare bones and the popular stories, shall we?

There were 10,741 visits by 7,128 visitors, and a total of 37,248 page views.  A big hi to visitors from Belarus, the Dominican Republic, Luxembourg, Qatar and Serbia. 

No search items list this time, let’s go straight into the most popular stories on the site in May in terms of page hits.

Stories by KP
Stories by others New tales in italics
Double Trouble
The Perils of Babysitting by JennyGagged
Practically Perfect Patty
The First, Best Time in Bondage by Jim from Michigan
Mother and Daughter Moments 22
Den Mother 3 by DenMother
When Sinthia Calls
The College Vacation Trip by Hediho
Opening Day
No Witnesses by JennyGagged
Ladies Choice part 2
Wedding Bound by Amanda Lu
Whatever Happened to Diana?
Babysitter in Trouble by JennyGagged
Jay at the Stables
The Girl Next Door by Hediho
When Heidi Met Tammy
It’s Just A Game by Anonymous
EuroHELLPPP! 2016
The Snowden Snoops – Invasions part 4 by Mister Mistoffelles
Ladies Choice part 1
Den Mother Returns by DenMother
Mother and Daughter Moments 21
Sibling Bonding part 5 by Amanda Lu

While in terms of time on the page, we have: -

  1. The Two Scapegoats by Mordaca
  2. The Dating Game
  3. Party Politics
  4. Mark Plays Cupid
  5. Rosie’s Charleston Caper
  6. Internal Investigations
  7. Wedding Day Blues
  8. A Walk in the Park by Jim from Michigan
  9. American Friends
  10. And Then He Kissed Me...
  11. Jay at the Manor
  12. Robbery at Veronika’s

We’ll be back, as always God willing, Friday, but until then I remain,


Friday, 17 June 2016

A question of freedom

kind of runs through this week's update.  For example, five women escaping for the weekend find someone has other plans - specifically for a Charity Auction.

Or it could be the freedom to express how you feel - like Frank Cottrell in Frank's Freedom

On the other hand, another woman experiences another kind of freedom as part of Mommy's Day In.

We also discover The Things I Do For a Story.

And finally this week, Market Forces move in New York, as two groups of women get a surprise.

Finally, may I direct your attention to the collected edition of Dial A Fantasy.

Next week, as always God Willing, we will return, but until then I remain,


Friday, 10 June 2016

I'm back

Sorry about that - every few years I get a really bad attack of hay fever, and this year if I took tablets, it made me drowsy all day.  Anyway, it's passed, so let's get going.

And first off, the young couple called Adam and Eve strike again with Tonya's Surprise.

Talking of strikes - events at the Morgan Wholesale Fish go up a level in the first part of Market Forces.

Five students have A Night to Remember, inspired by Amanda Lu's photo.

Another woman calls Fantasy Fulfillment in the latest Dial-A-Fantasy tale - and watch for the collected edition of these tales soon.

And finally for today, Golavus tells of the Princesses Holiday.

Next week, as always God Willing - Objects of Beauty

Until then, I remain,


Sunday, 29 May 2016

Damn your eyes!

Anyway, I hoped to have an update today, but hay fever has left me with very sore eyes, and rather than do substandard I think I have to institute a skip week.

We're also going to be late next week I'm afraid - look for us to return, as always God Willing, on 6th or 7th June.

Until then, I remain,


Thursday, 26 May 2016

This week's update

will be on Sunday - apologies for the delay

Friday, 20 May 2016

What makes us who we are?

Take, for example, Diana, Countess de Ros and also known as Miss Leopard of the Pussycat Gang.  We've followed her story for some years, but we know from The Lost Weekend that she was once a carefree, fun loving young woman.  We know she had an unhappy marriage, and her husband died in an accident - one she was responsible for.

But the story of what really happened to make her the woman she is now has remained veiled - until now, as we reveal the secret of Whatever Happened to Diana?

Also today - some more Mother and Daughter Moments...

A new story from Hediho of The College Visitation Trip...

And what happens When Sinthia Calls...

We will be back, as always God Willing next week - and we may answer the question of what story is behind this photo

Until then, I remain.


Friday, 13 May 2016

Helping people out

may be the theme of this week - or may not.  Anyway, we start with the second part of Ladies Choice - as some plum secrets are revealed, and one or two surprises.

Moving on, the WABAC Machine has kicked up the tale of Opening Day.

And our 'friends' Jay Edwards and Mrs McPhee are busy this weekend, when we see Jay at the Stables.

Now, Amanda Lu wishes to tell you about Wedding Bound.

And we have the final part of Invasions by Mister Mistoffelees.  I have to say, this story (despite the graphic content) has been incredibly popular - so be sure to show your appreciation to the author over at

Another reader, Stacy Thornton, asked if I would share some links to an organization she supports.  Here's what she wrote: -

I volunteered with two organizations last year that I think would also fit in well:, who helps people to quit smoking so that people can live longer, healthier lives and end the harm caused by tobacco to children ( and the Freedom From Smoking, who also supports QuitSmokingCommunity's cause to make a world smoke-free (

I offer them to you for your consideration with no further comment on my part.

We will be back, as always God Willing, next week, but until then, I remain


Friday, 6 May 2016

It's rather hot tonight

which I guess is also how one woman feels, as she remembers Him.

We also have another tale of Den Mother, as Den Mother Learns the Ropes.

and the ladies of the Pussycat Gang make the Ladies Choice - and gather to celebrate an upcoming wedding.

Guess what it is next Saturday?  EUROVISION!  And you know what that means here at KP Presents - EuroHELP!

We also welcome back Heidi and friends, as we tell of what happened When Heidi met Tammy

And finally for this week - Practically Perfect Patty

For those wondering where the new Chase Files story is - bear with me.  It needed some rewriting.

So I will be back, as always God Willing, next Friday, but for now, I remain,


Tuesday, 3 May 2016

And now, courtesy of Amanda Lu

Another Picture Poll.  First Peruse...

Picture 1

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Picture 3

Picture 4

Picture 5

Picture 6

Picture 7

Picture 8

Picture 9

Picture 10

To pick which one you wish to see me write a story round, then go to  my DeviantArt page
 and cast your vote in the poll.  You have two weeks...

April - come and gone...

So let us consider the 30 days of April – in which we had an unscheduled skip week, which you need to bear in mind.  We had 10,869 visits by 7,196 visitors, and a total of 39,061 page views.  Down slightly, but understandably.

A big HI to visitors from Iceland, Kuwait, Uruguay, Grenada, Serbia and Hungary.

Again, I need to keep this short and sweet, so – the top stories in terms of page hits in April were: -

Stories by KP
Stories by others New ones in Italics
Double Trouble
The Perils of Babysitting by JennyGagged
Doing as They Were Told
The First, Best Time in Bondage by Jim from Michigan
Jane and Marsha
Den Mother’s Next Adventure by DenMother
Mother and Daughter Moments 20
Caroline’s Long Weekend Ordeal by Hediho
Caught and Mounted
The Snowden State Snoops : Invasions – Part 1 by Mister Mistofelles
The Doll Collector
It’s Just a Game by Anonymous
When Chrystine met Adam and Eve
No Witnesses by JennyGagged
The Gentle Commission
Babysitter in Trouble by JennyGagged
Sister Sister
The Snowden State Snoops : Invasions – Part 2 by Mister Mistofelles
The Party Girls Part 1
Who are you? (Do I really wanna know?) by Mordaca
Dial-A-Fantasy 9
Den Mother Gets Tied by DenMother
The Party Girls part 3
The Girl Next Door by Hediho

And as always, the story in terms of average time spent on the page is: -

  1. Moving Withdrawal
  2. Once Upon a Boston Christmas
  3. The Most Unusual of Ransoms
  4. e-Slave
  5. A Tale of Two Cities
  6. Playing Her Own Game
  7. Watching Me Watching You – Part 2
  8. Jenny’s Awakening
  9. Jayes and the Country Party
  10. Dominated by DNA part 2 by Skybird
  11. Mark Plays with Pussycats by Bindher
  12. Robber Burns

We’ll be back, God Willing, on Friday, but until then I remain