ITEM! Our reporters tell the true story of what happened over a fortnight last May, when a group of women were visited by two masked men Two by Two - along with pictures from the scene!
ITEM! Some time ago our correspondent Tull reported on The Felony at Flintwick Hall. He now tells of another incident at the museum, and another attack on the curator, which speaks of Fast Time at Flintwick Hall!
ITEM! Our youth correspondent, Amanda Lu, has a report which she has entitled The Tomboy!
ITEM! We are getting reports of an incident in the centre of town, involving two hot cross bunnies. Local emergency services have been seen carrying Bunnies in Blankets!
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Now, back to the news...
ITEM! The owner of the well known site, KP Presents, has announced that he has extended the lease for another year, and he looks forward to continuing to supply the reading needs of his clients!
ITEM! He also announced plans to consult on a proposed expansion, and is going to open two new named wings. He has invited clients to share their views on the naming of, and contents of, the two new wings!
And now, here's Carrie, with the weather. Carrie?
Well, I guess we should take our brollies. Join us at ten for the late news - have a pleasant night...
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