When I tot up the votes cast both here and at my DeviantArt page, the story you consider to be the best written in 2011 by me is...
A tie between Late Withdrawal and Private Cheers. Well, I can live with a tie, and while I'm still surprised at some of the tales that did not get nominated I respect your choices.
Now, what guest story did you enjoy the most, hmm?
Thursday 29 December 2011
Thursday 22 December 2011
If you will allow me...
I'd like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas, a happy and peaceful New Year, and my very best wishes to one and all.
Two stories for you - firstly, a tale of various home invasions, but what have they all to do with Pebbles? All is revealed inside...
Secondly, please welcome to KP Presents Amanda Lu, with a short tale called My Spoiled Birthday. I hope to hear more from this author in the months to come.
Which gives me the Chance to thank here Doctor George, Tull, GaggedJenny, Jim from Michigan, Golavus and all the other who have contributed stories during 2011. These have consistently been popular, and this site would be a lesser place without each and every one of you.
KP Presents will be taking our usual short break for the festive season, and will return on Friday 6th January with new stories. Until then, stay well, and remember a little of what you fancy is good for you, but a lot can only lead to trouble.
KP
Two stories for you - firstly, a tale of various home invasions, but what have they all to do with Pebbles? All is revealed inside...
Secondly, please welcome to KP Presents Amanda Lu, with a short tale called My Spoiled Birthday. I hope to hear more from this author in the months to come.
Which gives me the Chance to thank here Doctor George, Tull, GaggedJenny, Jim from Michigan, Golavus and all the other who have contributed stories during 2011. These have consistently been popular, and this site would be a lesser place without each and every one of you.
KP Presents will be taking our usual short break for the festive season, and will return on Friday 6th January with new stories. Until then, stay well, and remember a little of what you fancy is good for you, but a lot can only lead to trouble.
KP
Wednesday 21 December 2011
The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
A diamond necklace for free!
On the second day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
On the third day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Six rope ties holding,
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Seven scarves a-stuffing,
Six rope ties holding,
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Eight rope bras tightening,
Seven scarves a-stuffing,
Six rope ties holding,
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Nine tape rolls tearing,
Eight rope bras tightening,
Seven scarves a-stuffing,
Six rope ties holding,
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Ten alarm bells ringing,
Nine tape rolls tearing,
Eight rope bras tightening,
Seven scarves a-stuffing,
Six rope ties holding,
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Eleven maidens squirming,
Ten alarm bells ringing,
Nine tape rolls tearing,
Eight rope bras tightening,
Seven scarves a-stuffing,
Six rope ties holding,
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
my masked man gave to me...
A diamond necklace for free!
On the second day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
On the third day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Six rope ties holding,
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Seven scarves a-stuffing,
Six rope ties holding,
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Eight rope bras tightening,
Seven scarves a-stuffing,
Six rope ties holding,
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Nine tape rolls tearing,
Eight rope bras tightening,
Seven scarves a-stuffing,
Six rope ties holding,
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Ten alarm bells ringing,
Nine tape rolls tearing,
Eight rope bras tightening,
Seven scarves a-stuffing,
Six rope ties holding,
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my masked man gave to me...
Eleven maidens squirming,
Ten alarm bells ringing,
Nine tape rolls tearing,
Eight rope bras tightening,
Seven scarves a-stuffing,
Six rope ties holding,
FIVE GOLDEN BARS!
Four trussed up girls,
Three taped mouths,
Two wrists all bound,
And a diamond necklace for free!
Sunday 18 December 2011
All right...
When you run a site like this, and write stories such as the ones here, you do on occasion walk a fine line. Sooner or later, I was going to cross that line, and last week for a few hours I appear to have done so. Once I realised the problem, I fixed it, but I want to apologise now for any offence caused.
Having said that, I hope you will enjoy the two tales here now. First up is a new Chase File story, relating the tale of a small town bank manager who has an unwanted visitor on the local holiday known as Pumpkin Day. As usual, we have accompanying photos, and as always with Chase be advised it is most definitely for adults only.
Second up, and on a completely different scale, welcome back Heidi and her family.friends in the tale of Heidi's Smashing Saturday.
Join us on Thursday for a pre-Christmas update.
KP
Having said that, I hope you will enjoy the two tales here now. First up is a new Chase File story, relating the tale of a small town bank manager who has an unwanted visitor on the local holiday known as Pumpkin Day. As usual, we have accompanying photos, and as always with Chase be advised it is most definitely for adults only.
Second up, and on a completely different scale, welcome back Heidi and her family.friends in the tale of Heidi's Smashing Saturday.
Join us on Thursday for a pre-Christmas update.
KP
Wednesday 14 December 2011
Christmas is coming
So we're going to have three updates in the next week or so - one now, one Monday and one next Thursday. After that, and I'm giving fair warning, KP Presents will take its annual Christmas break and return with new stories in 2012.
So today - I got a request from Davey of Davey's stories to write a story involving a quartet of girls, and two science teachers, to be Seized from School and taken to a far land. Davey has given a lot of input into this tale, and I hope you like it.
Oh - and for those who liked Cruise to Terror, see if you can find the Easter Egg.
Easter Eggs at Christmas? This is a time of year for snow, for carols, for shouting It's CHRISTMAS!!! Mind you, in the Holiday Hostages tale set in 1973, the four staff members at Clydeside Bank may not have much to shout about...
And talking of the WABAC Machine - we pay a welcome visit to Bartholomew Judas Rhymaes and his gentleman's gentleman, Jayes, as they consider the strange case of Jayes and the Mummy Problem. Some very special guest stars here as well....
Coming Monday, God willing - Heidi and a new Chase File...
KP
So today - I got a request from Davey of Davey's stories to write a story involving a quartet of girls, and two science teachers, to be Seized from School and taken to a far land. Davey has given a lot of input into this tale, and I hope you like it.
Oh - and for those who liked Cruise to Terror, see if you can find the Easter Egg.
Easter Eggs at Christmas? This is a time of year for snow, for carols, for shouting It's CHRISTMAS!!! Mind you, in the Holiday Hostages tale set in 1973, the four staff members at Clydeside Bank may not have much to shout about...
And talking of the WABAC Machine - we pay a welcome visit to Bartholomew Judas Rhymaes and his gentleman's gentleman, Jayes, as they consider the strange case of Jayes and the Mummy Problem. Some very special guest stars here as well....
Coming Monday, God willing - Heidi and a new Chase File...
KP
Monday 12 December 2011
Vote now
for your favourite story by me this year, based on nominations and hits during the calendar months.
You have two weeks, and then I will open the poll for best contributed story...
You have two weeks, and then I will open the poll for best contributed story...
Friday 9 December 2011
Ladies at Leisure
always seem to end up in peril around here. Take, for example. three ladies named Amy, Ann and Barb. You may recognise them from the tales of The Whisperer, but one night they decided to get together for A Quiet Dinner to talk about their experiences. As you will see, however, things do not go according to plan...
The Festive season is upon us, so many of us are quite naturally involved in Wrapping Things Up - presents, gifts, and for these two men four housemates...
Finally, in a new tale from JennyGagged we learn the truth behind the activities of The School Photographer.
Oh - why not enjoy one of my early tales of December, called The Christmas Fairy.
Next week, god willing - schoolgirls in trouble, a bank robbery and Jayes...
The Festive season is upon us, so many of us are quite naturally involved in Wrapping Things Up - presents, gifts, and for these two men four housemates...
Finally, in a new tale from JennyGagged we learn the truth behind the activities of The School Photographer.
Oh - why not enjoy one of my early tales of December, called The Christmas Fairy.
Next week, god willing - schoolgirls in trouble, a bank robbery and Jayes...
Monday 5 December 2011
Another month passed
Well, it would appear we got back on track in November, with 7,096 visits to view 33,465 pages by 4,001 people – another 10% increase on the previous month. If you visited for the first time last month, welcome, and I hope you stick around.
We had global visitors, as always, from Trinidad and Tobago to Chile, and from Azerbaijan to Iceland. Still nobody from my home town, or from Montana in the Us, but a very gratifying increase from Canada.
Now, as always, the search terms proved most – illuminating. See what you think...
Stories of women being bound and gagged by masked women robbers – Turning The Tables
Gagged denim jacket “buttoned up” – Lunch with George
WPC gagged with her panties – The Thrice-Captured Constable
Boss handkerchief gagged – No More Lies
She sighed and put her feet together so I could tie them – Hotter than my Daughter
“head away” “smelly cloth” – The Kidnapped Sheriff Affair
Ashlee Audrey tied up – A Friendly Wager
Bound gagged microskirt – Racing Collection
Kidnapped by older woman in leather – Mother’s Day
Raped pantyhose “get on your knees” – DIY
Sister gagged bound captured – The Dumb Goons
Wetsuit babes in peril – The Captive’s Real Trouble
Now then, in terms of number of times the page was viewed, the top stories in November were:-
Midnight Caller
Forced to Play The Game by Rayron D’Olier
The Felony at Flitwick Hall by Tull
No Witnesses by JennyGagged
The Five Marys
Remember Them by KP and Doctor George
Black Friday
Interview to a Kidnapping
Sara’s Internship by Golavus
In Dad’s Footsteps
The St Monica’s Ladies Day Out
The St Monica’s Ladies Circle.
As always, however, if we look at average time spent on the page the results are slightly different...
The Return Home
Seventies Bound 6
Appraisal part 2
The Rare Stamp
Moving Day
Party Politics
Interview to a Kidnapping
Ladies in Red
Heidi and the Halloween Party
Remember Them
Bad Deal by Mordaca
Home From The Mall
So, this month – just wait and see...
KP
Friday 2 December 2011
Guest Week
You have to imagine I'm typing this with a rasp that sounds like a metal file running over a rusty nail - that's what I sound like while I fight off a viral infection in my throat,
Anyway, here are the two tales I promised this week. From Doctor George, we have the tale of the night Soo stayed at Coco's house in a snowstorm, and how having Welsh Rarebit affected her. It proves an enlightening experience...
Also, from Tull, the story of Kidnapped Rita Meter Maid - a sequel to No Parking, and a good ripping yarn.
Hopefully, I'll be back to normal next week. Until then, however, I'm after your nominations for the best story to appear at KP Presents in 2011 - by myself and by the other authors. You can add the nominations as comments to this, or send them to me at mistertallandmistersmall@yahoo.co.uk - either way, let me have them and we will put them to the public vote.
KP
Anyway, here are the two tales I promised this week. From Doctor George, we have the tale of the night Soo stayed at Coco's house in a snowstorm, and how having Welsh Rarebit affected her. It proves an enlightening experience...
Also, from Tull, the story of Kidnapped Rita Meter Maid - a sequel to No Parking, and a good ripping yarn.
Hopefully, I'll be back to normal next week. Until then, however, I'm after your nominations for the best story to appear at KP Presents in 2011 - by myself and by the other authors. You can add the nominations as comments to this, or send them to me at mistertallandmistersmall@yahoo.co.uk - either way, let me have them and we will put them to the public vote.
KP
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